"Calling this a water bottle is really selling it short. In reality, you can put anything in it, doesn’t necessarily have to be water. You could put milk in there, iced coffee, in fact, why even limit it to liquids. You could put M&Ms or jelly beans or dirt. But why would you put dirt in it? That’s just weird. You’re weird."



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